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Old Jul 04, 2006, 07:42 AM // 07:42   #21
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Gaile Gray
Second'd.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 07:44 AM // 07:44   #22
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gaile gray isn't a monsterrr.... she's vewy vewy nice
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 08:00 AM // 08:00   #23
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I would be a small level 1 Virus that never goes away and spreads and kills everything
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 08:35 AM // 08:35   #24
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If I was a monster, I would like to be anything just as ordinary as the random Rockshot Devourer in the desert or a Charr in Nolani Academy. I'd run around, gather all my monster buddies and teach them basic tactics every noob should know and then, if I notice any players coming to my area, I'd lead my buddies into battle, gang up on those pesky adventurers and give them THE WHOPPING OF A LIFETIME MUHAHAHAHA!
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 08:55 AM // 08:55   #25
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i would be a Tear of Dwayna :P
to fight me you have to spot me first !
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 09:25 AM // 09:25   #26
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I would be a rare materials trader and jack up all the prices.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 09:26 AM // 09:26   #27
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I would a be lvl 28 beastmaster with a level 30 killer rabit and my rabit would be pretty much like do 400dmg per a hit like that tormentor claw and my green would be a hornbow Perfect stats =D. My rabit would also have same hp as rotscale muahahaha. i would use him the clean out alters in HA.. also i do double dmg =D
Break out the Holy Grenades, and count to 5. Five shall be the number counted, and, well, i disgress

I guess I would be a big white moa-like bird ...
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 09:59 AM // 09:59   #28
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i'd be gwen >=)
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 10:02 AM // 10:02   #29
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I would be a travelling salesman selling boots to footwear-impoverished hill giants.

Or a smoke phantom who occasionally yells "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!".

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Old Jul 04, 2006, 10:22 AM // 10:22   #30
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An outcast form of the Ghostly Hero with "barraged" Savage and Distracting Shots, refusing to cap Altars for Iway and Bloodspike.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 10:41 AM // 10:41   #31
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I would be a Rabbit like the ones jumping around Shing Jea.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24   #32
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buy Lyssa as my personal love slave
Hands off, she's mine!

Can't think of any monsters I really like... mesmer contructs are kind of cool though (damn them and their instant-reflex psychic distraction spam!)
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 12:36 PM // 12:36   #33
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i will be an endless supply of juicy succulent bacon.
i have a dual elite combo which together almost always cause certain death:
#1 - high cholesterol
#2 - heart attack
those who survive my dual elite will become a vegetable.
green will be the colour of your face right before elite #2.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 12:41 PM // 12:41   #34
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Necrid Horseman! Get in you evil b*stard
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 12:46 PM // 12:46   #35
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Definately a Charr Lord (Ashen, Flame, Axe, any of them).
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 12:56 PM // 12:56   #36
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I would be a level 21 Dargun. I would drop a green called 'DARGUN MAZK'. Anyone who mentions this green gains +1 stupidity and -5 IQ. They instantly change into a W/Mo with full knights armor and a MAX DMG RURIK SORD. They then equipd their Song RUi Spear (because the +3 mending made them invincible to Song Rui) and get a +4 Mending. He would then slam a revolving door and solo Rujiyos quest. Once he completes said quest he sells his 40 orbs for 5k each.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 12:59 PM // 12:59   #37
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I see what you did there.
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 01:03 PM // 13:03   #38
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One word

ONI
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Old Jul 04, 2006, 02:10 PM // 14:10   #39
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Hmmm...

A Mursaat. A boss....a monk at that. With quadruple attributes, I'd be located at the end of THK..lets say..the bonus. Main skills used would be Zealots fire, Balths Aura, guardian, and RoF. I Just smite off the Jade Armors, and its gg. Call it karma for those who run dual smite.

Or...
http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Krogg_Shmush
simply..

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Old Jul 04, 2006, 02:22 PM // 14:22   #40
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I'd be the Reef Lurker bugging the Jade Arena.

Or a moss spider forever in pre-seering, laughing at the guys who deleted their old ranger to try to tame me

A baby turtle willing to fight with juggernauts just to piss off the monks...

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